The weekend just gone was full of frightening surprises; it was Chris’s stag-do weekend. Officially to start on Saturday, it inadvertently turned out that Friday was going to be an adventure too.
Amazingly picking the most rain-filled weekend of the entire year (or should I say, for a number of decades), a friend of Chris’s was stuck in Birmingham after being told that that would be his best bet for travel connections when he stuck at a remote train station. Unfortunately, they (and we) hadn’t reckoned on practically everyone in England wanting to get into Birmingham at 9pm, as we went to pick him up from the station. What should have taken 40 minutes took over 2 hours; not really knowing where we were going, stuck in traffic jams, stuck on sliproads trying to get into traffic jams, dodging traffic jams and cutting in right at the very last minute, shouting and verbally abusing random drivers, calling 118 118 to get directions, considering pizza orders to the middle of the traffic jams, more random shouting at drivers, driving single file through what must have been at least 1-foot deep flood, looking and laughing at 4×4s and fancy cars stuck on the hardshoulder for not getting through the flood (but Chris’s VW Polo being able to) and finally getting to the station. Boy, it was one hell of a journey. Luckily, the drive back was so much easier and quicker, but it was all good as it made the curry and beers we had all the more tastier. (As an aside, we were at Asda at about 11:40pm, 20 minutes before the sale of the final Harry Potter book. There were quite a few sad, sad people dressed up in Potter-related rags. In all honesty, they were going to be able to get a copy in the morning as apparently Asda had four palettes of books. Why would you stay up that late for a book. Sad bastards.)
Saturday came and so did the rest of the gang, and then it was off Alton Towers for some screaming fun. I hadn’t been before (although I’d been to a few theme parks a number of years back) so it was going to be interesting, and I had kinda forgotten what it was like to be on a rollercoaster. But it soon came flooding back, again and again and again. With the on-and-off light drizzle, there was hardly anyone around and queues to all but a couple of rides were no more than 10 minutes (some as short as three minutes). Nemesis, Air, Rita, Spinball Whizzer, Flumes, Hex, Duel, Congo River Rapids, Runaway Mine Train, Oblivion. All of them frightening, all of them fantastic, all of them a bloody great laugh. (The Flume’s 6-foot duck flasher was particularly shocking and obscenely funny at the same time, along with getting a soaking.) There has never been a day where I have shouting so many obscenities in 30-second bursts, getting huge adrenaline rushes, and wanting to put my life on the line continually. I couldn’t believe how much fun it was, absolutely superb! And I never felt at all queasy, not one bit.
It’s pretty exhausting screaming your face off, straining against the G-forces and generally getting thrown about. And I think we were all pretty glad to find a decent pub/restaurant, sit down, chow down and drink up. The four mile walk back to Chris’s was probably a grand idea what with the amount I ate. Stuffed to the brim.
And Sunday was a relaxed affair; a few left for their journey home while the rest stayed for a spot of country pub lunch. Sunny and windy was the mix of the day, but at least it wasn’t raining.
And that more or less wrapped up a rather spiffing and seemingly long weekend. It was good to meet some of Chris’s other friends, and it’s only a few weeks until the wedding so it’ll be good to catch up with everyone again.
Chris had a great time, and I hope everyone else did too. I know I certainly did.